What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can men and women be friends?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s